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  • MrMister
    Newbie
    • Apr 2008
    • 3

    #1

    perfect breasts...

    have you heard the one about a guy spotted a girl out in the street with the perfect breasts
    and ran up to her and asks
    - sorry but I couldn't help noticing your perfect
    breasts - would you let me bite them for a hundred
    dolalrs
    - f^$#$ off
    - how about a thousand
    - no way, I'm not a whore!
    - how about ten thousand?!
    the woman thought for a while, after all
    thats a substantial amount
    - well ok, but not here
    so they walk into a dark alley, she takes
    her top off and shows the most beautifull breasts
    in the world.
    The guy starts fondling and carresing them, sucking
    and kissing on the nipples, after a while the girl
    is getting a little impatien
    - are you going to finally bite them or not?!?!
    - naaaa, ten thousand is a little too expensive for me
  • C64
    V.I.P. Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 2394

    #2
    ol, nice one mate

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    • ice2004
      V.I.P. Member
      • Mar 2008
      • 145

      #3
      lmao that game me a good laugh
      "You see for me sex is a sport, like racquetball. You play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat, and hope you don't get hit in the eye"

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      • drsooty
        Newbie
        • Apr 2008
        • 8

        #4
        .. good one

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        • Devilfish
          Administrator
          • Feb 2008
          • 7872

          #5
          LOL nice one....although I'm a little disappointed there's no pictures.

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