A woman walks into a drugstore

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  • hoggy952
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 1229

    #1

    A woman walks into a drugstore

    A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.

    He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"

    She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does"?


  • patkins
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 3662

    #2
    Man in supermarket asks assistant if they sell condoms. "No,have you tried Boots?" says the assistant.
    "Just how frigging big do you think I am" came the reply.

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    • maca
      Mr. DK DJ
      • Feb 2009
      • 6310

      #3
      Our local chemist was selling everton season tickets half price for next season i seen a kid about 12 go in for 1 and came out with a packet of condoms instead
      Last edited by maca; 25 May, 2011, 22:05.

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      • pak47530
        Newbie
        • May 2011
        • 1

        #4
        Why did the condom fly across the room?


        Because it was pissed off. *badum-pshh!*

        What silly objects they are. But utterly vital!

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