Football Funnies "I think they'll have to throw the kitchen sink at them now a bit. Maybe not the whole sink, with all the plumbing - maybe just the taps for now." David Pleat "
I'm not sure about Rio Ferdinand. I always suspect defenders who want to play football." Jack Charlton "
In this day and age you don't see too many players with two feet." BBC's Peter Allen "
He's not determined to give in, that's for sure." Sky's Chris Kamara "Glen Roeder will think for a few minutes before making a rash decision." Steve Stone "
Joe Cole had a slash on the edge of the box and it actually found its way back to the corner flag." BBC's Colin Cooper "
It's almost impossible for referees these days - they need eyes in the back of their heads, which they haven't got." Graham Taylor "
Glen Johnson is an England international in the making. Although he has already played for England." Sky's Tony Gale "
When a ball hits a defending player's arm or hand in the box it's either a penalty or it isn't." Gary Megson "
There's only one person who knows how he missed that and that's Wayne Rooney, and even he doesn't know." George Graham "
Even by his high standards, that was probably a miss." David Pleat "They might do a Greece, like Greece did." Terry Butcher "
You can't get through the game without bookings, unless you don't book anyone at all." John Hollins "
When it doesn't rain, it pours." Colin Cooper "
For a game played in Cologne, that stank." Mark Lawrenson "
Glen Roeder knows that they have to score more goals than they concede if they want to win the game." John Anderson "
Aston Villa seem to beat the teams halfway down but struggle against the teams halfway up." Mark Lawrenson "
The 2,000 away fans will be unhappy. In fact half of them have gone; there's only 500 left." Chris Waddle "
He plays with his arm in his sleeve." Gary Birtles "
Any manager will tell you they'd rather win one and lose two than draw three because you get more points." Les Ferdinand "
We didn't look like scoring, although we looked like we were going to get a goal." Alan Buckley "
We are delighted, it should be a great game. England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second-to-none." Kevin Keegan "
Today's top players only want to play in London or for Manchester United. That's what happened when I tried to sign Alan Shearer and he went to Blackburn!" Graeme Souness. "
We have to be in the right half of the table otherwise we could face a relegation fight." John Gregory "
I just felt that the whole night, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game - but we didn't." John Barnes "
I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier." Ugo Ehiogu "
I do not want to make excuses but we were on the wrong end of some diabolical refereeing decisions at Tranmere." Bryan Robson "
I find the growing intervention by the football authorities in strictly footballing matters a rather worrying trend," Kenny Cunningham "
We must pick the right venue, but it will only be the right venue if we get the right result," Kevin Keegan "
Gary Lineker always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice." Kevin Keegan "
The 33- or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around if they're not careful." Kevin Keegan "
You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw." Kevin Keegan "
That decision, for me, was almost certainly definitely wrong." Kevin Keegan "
I'm not disappointed - just disappointed." Kevin Keegan "
Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose." Kevin Keegan "
I don't think they're as good as they are." Kevin Keegan "
It's like a toaster, the ref's shirt pocket. Every time there's a tackle, up pops a yellow card." Kevin Keegan "
I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona." Kevin Keegan "The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game." Kevin Keegan
I'm not sure about Rio Ferdinand. I always suspect defenders who want to play football." Jack Charlton "
In this day and age you don't see too many players with two feet." BBC's Peter Allen "
He's not determined to give in, that's for sure." Sky's Chris Kamara "Glen Roeder will think for a few minutes before making a rash decision." Steve Stone "
Joe Cole had a slash on the edge of the box and it actually found its way back to the corner flag." BBC's Colin Cooper "
It's almost impossible for referees these days - they need eyes in the back of their heads, which they haven't got." Graham Taylor "
Glen Johnson is an England international in the making. Although he has already played for England." Sky's Tony Gale "
When a ball hits a defending player's arm or hand in the box it's either a penalty or it isn't." Gary Megson "
There's only one person who knows how he missed that and that's Wayne Rooney, and even he doesn't know." George Graham "
Even by his high standards, that was probably a miss." David Pleat "They might do a Greece, like Greece did." Terry Butcher "
You can't get through the game without bookings, unless you don't book anyone at all." John Hollins "
When it doesn't rain, it pours." Colin Cooper "
For a game played in Cologne, that stank." Mark Lawrenson "
Glen Roeder knows that they have to score more goals than they concede if they want to win the game." John Anderson "
Aston Villa seem to beat the teams halfway down but struggle against the teams halfway up." Mark Lawrenson "
The 2,000 away fans will be unhappy. In fact half of them have gone; there's only 500 left." Chris Waddle "
He plays with his arm in his sleeve." Gary Birtles "
Any manager will tell you they'd rather win one and lose two than draw three because you get more points." Les Ferdinand "
We didn't look like scoring, although we looked like we were going to get a goal." Alan Buckley "
We are delighted, it should be a great game. England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second-to-none." Kevin Keegan "
Today's top players only want to play in London or for Manchester United. That's what happened when I tried to sign Alan Shearer and he went to Blackburn!" Graeme Souness. "
We have to be in the right half of the table otherwise we could face a relegation fight." John Gregory "
I just felt that the whole night, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game - but we didn't." John Barnes "
I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier." Ugo Ehiogu "
I do not want to make excuses but we were on the wrong end of some diabolical refereeing decisions at Tranmere." Bryan Robson "
I find the growing intervention by the football authorities in strictly footballing matters a rather worrying trend," Kenny Cunningham "
We must pick the right venue, but it will only be the right venue if we get the right result," Kevin Keegan "
Gary Lineker always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice." Kevin Keegan "
The 33- or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around if they're not careful." Kevin Keegan "
You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw." Kevin Keegan "
That decision, for me, was almost certainly definitely wrong." Kevin Keegan "
I'm not disappointed - just disappointed." Kevin Keegan "
Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose." Kevin Keegan "
I don't think they're as good as they are." Kevin Keegan "
It's like a toaster, the ref's shirt pocket. Every time there's a tackle, up pops a yellow card." Kevin Keegan "
I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona." Kevin Keegan "The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game." Kevin Keegan
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