A man dies and goes to heaven as he stood in front of ST. PETER at the heaven gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him,,, He asked wat'' are all thoes clocks
ST.PETER answered they are lie clocks everyone on earth has one every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.
Oh" said the man.
Whose clock is that" that"s Mothers Teresa's the hands never moved indicating she never told a lie incredible said the man
And whoese clock is that
St Peter responded that's Abraham Lincoln's clock the hands have moved twice that's telling us that Abe has told only two lies in his entire life.
Where's my clock,,,asked the mam,,,Your clock is in Jesus' office,,He's using it as a ceiling fan.
ST.PETER answered they are lie clocks everyone on earth has one every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.
Oh" said the man.
Whose clock is that" that"s Mothers Teresa's the hands never moved indicating she never told a lie incredible said the man
And whoese clock is that
St Peter responded that's Abraham Lincoln's clock the hands have moved twice that's telling us that Abe has told only two lies in his entire life.
Where's my clock,,,asked the mam,,,Your clock is in Jesus' office,,He's using it as a ceiling fan.