No Speakah De English

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  • alker ranger
    DK Veteran
    • Dec 2008
    • 361

    #1

    No Speakah De English

    A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.
    They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

    The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
    But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

    Emma come first.
    Den I come.
    Den two asses come together.
    I come once-a-more! .
    Two asses, they come together again.
    I come again and pee twice.
    Then I come one lasta time.'

    The lady can't take this anymore,
    "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!"
    She retorted indignantly.

    'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"

    'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza talkin' about sex?
    I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '..

    ?5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
  • lagerland
    V.I.P. Member
    • Sep 2010
    • 6031

    #2
    Yes i read it twive wheres me ?5.00er.................
    I know you believe you understand what you think i said



    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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    • alker ranger
      DK Veteran
      • Dec 2008
      • 361

      #3
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