Santa was strolling down the high st when he saw a man looking really miserable, Santa said "cheer up m8, it's xmas", the man said, Cheer up?, This morning my car wouldn't start, i was late for work and got sacked, my house has been reposessed, and my wife has run off with a toyboy..... Santa said, "i can grant you three wishes, what have you got to lose?" the man said, what do i have to do? Santa said, "come up this dark alley with me and let me have my way with you and your wishes will be granted". The man thought he had nothing to lose, and went with santa, the man was bent over and santa was doing up his flies when he asked the man..."how old are you mate? the man replied...im 35 why do you ask? Santa just laughed out loud and said, "AND YOU STILL BELIEVE IN FATHER CHRISTMAS?" LOL