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  • hoggy952
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 1229

    #1

    Harley rider

    A tough looking group of Harley riders were riding when they saw a
    girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop.

    The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

    "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity. So he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

    So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

    After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had.

    That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.

    Why are you committing suicide?"

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    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......."


  • zaphodbb
    DK Daddy PT
    • Jan 2009
    • 1083

    #2
    one i heard was a bj hoggy not a kiss still a good joke tho

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    • Nariana
      DK Veteran
      • Apr 2011
      • 255

      #3
      Q: What does HOG stand for?

      A: Heavyset Old Geezers

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      • Nariana
        DK Veteran
        • Apr 2011
        • 255

        #4
        Q: Why did they decide to call it the ";Harley Owners Group"?

        A: Because the term ;"Special Ed "; was already taken.

        Last edited by Nariana; 20 July, 2011, 22:34.

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