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  • RedSpider
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2009
    • 2448

    #1

    I Laid An Egg

    Does anyone have any tips for removing egg shell from my japs eye?
    Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



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  • lagerland
    V.I.P. Member
    • Sep 2010
    • 6031

    #2
    You dont scramble eggs with your dick your doing it wrong......................
    I know you believe you understand what you think i said



    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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    • billy2
      DK Veteran
      • Jul 2008
      • 1381

      #3
      thats what happens went your choking your chicken
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      Last edited by billy2; 21 July, 2011, 17:45.
      please press the little red THANKS tab
      if I helped if not press the green tab to tell me to f**Koff



      sometimes life will kick you around , but sooner or later , you realize you`re a warrior , and your stronger than anything life throws your way !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • RedSpider
        DK Veteran
        • Feb 2009
        • 2448

        #4
        but it feels right
        Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



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        • Miklo
          V.I.P. Member
          • Mar 2011
          • 583

          #5
          Use a Dyson, Red


          x 5

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          • Canker_Canison
            V.I.P. Member
            • May 2010
            • 3904

            #6
            Originally posted by Miklo
            Use a Dyson, Red
            Are you crazy! He needs a Vax
            Canker

            "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
            - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
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            • reddevil157
              DK Veteran
              • Jan 2010
              • 1427

              #7
              you can't ~~~~ the chicken till it's out of the egg, talk about getting them young
              sigpic

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              • MrFug
                DK Veteran
                • May 2008
                • 880

                #8
                Originally posted by RedSpider
                Does anyone have any tips for removing egg shell from my japs eye?
                Wait, what?

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                • gaz306
                  DK Veteran
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 357

                  #9
                  Nothing sucks like an electrolux

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                  • lagerland
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 6031

                    #10
                    Originally posted by gaz306
                    Nothing sucks like an electrolux
                    Yeah but its a lot less bover with a hover................
                    I know you believe you understand what you think i said



                    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
                    I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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                    • andymc1s
                      DK Veteran
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 694

                      #11
                      have a go with a fish hook or a wire brush

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                      • gaz306
                        DK Veteran
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 357

                        #12
                        Originally posted by andymc1s
                        have a go with a fish hook or a wire brush
                        you forgot about the dettol

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                        • lagerland
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 6031

                          #13
                          Originally posted by andymc1s
                          have a go with a fish hook or a wire brush
                          And dont forget the vicks vapour rub..................
                          I know you believe you understand what you think i said



                          >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
                          I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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                          • gaz306
                            DK Veteran
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 357

                            #14
                            And a good tug at it works wonders
                            Last edited by gaz306; 22 July, 2011, 07:31. Reason: none

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                            • RedSpider
                              DK Veteran
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 2448

                              #15
                              you lot are weird
                              Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



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