Guy wearing a kilt pmpl

[sticky fingers]

At my cousin's wedding last weekend I got talking to a man who was wearing a kilt.

I said, "You've probably been asked this loads of times already, but can I ask you the traditional question?"

He grinned and replied, "Oh, go on then!"

I said, "Do you realise you look a complete ****?"

[nara]

I'd lie low for a while if I was you sticky.

[sticky fingers]

Can't do that m8 you won't be able to post anything like this again