Lawyer Joke

[patkins]

A lawyer was getting out of his car when a passing car ripped the door off.When the police arrived the officer fumed at the lawyer"You lawyers are so materialistic that you haven't even noticed that your right arm has been ripped off"
The lawyer looking at his bloodied shoulder shouts "Oh no...where's my rolex"

[Saltire]

crap,

[bytemans]

Lawyer Joke is old and dumb for me , Saltire have nice ass hehe...

[bytemans]

And another old lawyers joke.

A father vampire is learning his son how to drink blood from a human.
When he starts, the son ask his father: -Should i drink all of it or leave some?
The father replies: -Of course you must leave, after all we are not lawyers !