Petrolium jelly and sex

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  • ecufix
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2010
    • 2214

    #1

    Petrolium jelly and sex

    Amazing stuff , just apply it on thick , to the door knob and the kids cant barge in .
    Do what you can with what you have .
  • Canker_Canison
    V.I.P. Member
    • May 2010
    • 3905

    #2
    Doesn't work with normal handles.

    On a different note. A few years ago I had an ultrasound scan.
    The room was freezing & I was stripped down to my bare belly, the KY jelly was warm & the nurse/doctor/technician (whoever she was) was well fit.
    It was at that point I had to stop the mental pictures of the pair of us naked rolling around a rubber mat covered in KY jelly...slipping & sliding around...

    Excuse me, I'll just be a moment.........



    The rubber mat & a 5 gallon bucket of KY is still on my to-do list.
    Canker

    "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
    - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
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