ACTION MAN?S HAND - A condition sympomised by manual paralysis, brought on by excessive or prolonged masturbation.
ADAM ANT, GIVE HER A - To inscribe a white line across a lady?s face using one?s naughty paintbrush.
AMBISEXTROUS - One who is able to bat for both teams. A happy shopper
ADAM?S BRIDGE - The bit of skin between a lady?s gash and her freckle
FRECKLE - @rse, Brown Eye, Chocolate Starfish, Granny?s old tea-towel holder
BEAR CLAW - Late night drunken clumsey pawing at a ladyfriends honeypot, possibly resulting in torn garnments
FISH FRIER?S CUFF - Descriptive of a pair of well worn knickers with a heavily battered gusset
TOILET SUICIDE - A loud explosion followed by a low groan from a lavatory cubicle
TODGER DODGER - A lesbian. A lettuce licker
VAMPIRE - A burd who forces her fat @rse into a tight pair of jeans and who obviously can?t see herself in the mirror
BUSHMAN?S HANKIE - Term given to the process whereby mucus is expelled from the nose by placing s finger over one nostril and blowing. Popular among professional footballers. A single barreled snot gun.
BUSH - Female pubic hair. Gorilla salad
BUTLER?S CUFF - A tightly buttoned vag. The opposite of a wizard?s sleeve. A f@nny like a mouse?s ear.
CLIMB ON, A - The culmination of a romantic evening
HOWARD?S WAY - rhym slang ? Gay. From the s#it BBC TV series of the same name
HOSEBAG - a woman of loose moral?s. She with a f@nny like a billposter?s bucket
HAND TO GLAND COMBAT - A three minute one man bout of gladiatorial combat using the spam javlin
HARLEY DAVIDSON ? An act of lavatoryless defacation in which the dumper is forced to cling to trees or railings in order to steady himself thus adopting a position similar to that used when riding an American motorcycle.
HUMMINGBIRD?S WING - Descriptive of the speed of a naughty lady?s fingers while interfering with her bodily treasure.
LESLIE GASH - A particularly full-lipped and pouting lady-garden named after the unfortunate Men Behaving Badly actress.
MUFFOCATION - The inability to breathe when a dirty lady is sitting on your face.
MUSK MASK - To wear a lady?s undercracker?s as a bavaclava whilst having a right good chug
KING KONG?S FINGER - A turd large enough to flatten a car
MUFF HUFF - Menstruation moodiness or PMT. A period darma. A Blob Strop
MUFF NUDGE - A light brushing of a female hairdresser?s beetle bonnet (think Volkswagon) against one?s elbow when she leans forward to cut ones hair.
DYSON - A bird with a right good suck on her
VINEGAR STROKES - the final climatic stages of intercourse of males on the job. From the similar facial expression with sipping vinegar (yip, you know it to be true !!!)
ELVIS?S LEG - The onset of the vinegar strokes whilst ?slamming in the ham? upright in a doorway, bus shelter or taxi queue often accompanied by the Uh-huh-huh vocalization and an involuntary shaking of one leg and curling of the top lip !!
ADAM ANT, GIVE HER A - To inscribe a white line across a lady?s face using one?s naughty paintbrush.
AMBISEXTROUS - One who is able to bat for both teams. A happy shopper
ADAM?S BRIDGE - The bit of skin between a lady?s gash and her freckle
FRECKLE - @rse, Brown Eye, Chocolate Starfish, Granny?s old tea-towel holder
BEAR CLAW - Late night drunken clumsey pawing at a ladyfriends honeypot, possibly resulting in torn garnments
FISH FRIER?S CUFF - Descriptive of a pair of well worn knickers with a heavily battered gusset
TOILET SUICIDE - A loud explosion followed by a low groan from a lavatory cubicle
TODGER DODGER - A lesbian. A lettuce licker
VAMPIRE - A burd who forces her fat @rse into a tight pair of jeans and who obviously can?t see herself in the mirror
BUSHMAN?S HANKIE - Term given to the process whereby mucus is expelled from the nose by placing s finger over one nostril and blowing. Popular among professional footballers. A single barreled snot gun.
BUSH - Female pubic hair. Gorilla salad
BUTLER?S CUFF - A tightly buttoned vag. The opposite of a wizard?s sleeve. A f@nny like a mouse?s ear.
CLIMB ON, A - The culmination of a romantic evening
HOWARD?S WAY - rhym slang ? Gay. From the s#it BBC TV series of the same name
HOSEBAG - a woman of loose moral?s. She with a f@nny like a billposter?s bucket
HAND TO GLAND COMBAT - A three minute one man bout of gladiatorial combat using the spam javlin
HARLEY DAVIDSON ? An act of lavatoryless defacation in which the dumper is forced to cling to trees or railings in order to steady himself thus adopting a position similar to that used when riding an American motorcycle.
HUMMINGBIRD?S WING - Descriptive of the speed of a naughty lady?s fingers while interfering with her bodily treasure.
LESLIE GASH - A particularly full-lipped and pouting lady-garden named after the unfortunate Men Behaving Badly actress.
MUFFOCATION - The inability to breathe when a dirty lady is sitting on your face.
MUSK MASK - To wear a lady?s undercracker?s as a bavaclava whilst having a right good chug
KING KONG?S FINGER - A turd large enough to flatten a car
MUFF HUFF - Menstruation moodiness or PMT. A period darma. A Blob Strop
MUFF NUDGE - A light brushing of a female hairdresser?s beetle bonnet (think Volkswagon) against one?s elbow when she leans forward to cut ones hair.
DYSON - A bird with a right good suck on her
VINEGAR STROKES - the final climatic stages of intercourse of males on the job. From the similar facial expression with sipping vinegar (yip, you know it to be true !!!)
ELVIS?S LEG - The onset of the vinegar strokes whilst ?slamming in the ham? upright in a doorway, bus shelter or taxi queue often accompanied by the Uh-huh-huh vocalization and an involuntary shaking of one leg and curling of the top lip !!
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