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  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404
    #1

    geek jokes

    Why did the intel 486 cross the road?

    To catch the local bus



    my 486 processor is so fat, she got discontinued in 2007; even for embedded services
    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives

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    • wetdog
      DK Veteran
      • Apr 2011
      • 989
      #2
      ya daft tw@t

      mick

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        • RedSpider
          DK Veteran
          • Feb 2009
          • 2448
          #3
          A MATHEMATICAL LIMERICK

          (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 x 4 ^ .5) / 7 + 5 x 11 = 9 ^ 2 + 0

          TRANSLATION

          A dozen, a gross, and a score, plus three times the square root of four, divided by 7, plus 5 times 11, is nine squared, and not a bit more.
          Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



          Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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            • Bulld0g
              V.I.P. Member
              • Apr 2008
              • 7158
              #4
              Anymore shite posts like that and your banned

              THE TRUTH
              The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
              Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
              The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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                • Shady
                  Shite Link King
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 6404
                  #5
                  wrong thread bd...
                  Digital Kaos
                  http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/f86/oops-its-700-000-prang-219418/
                  Fave replies from various threads

                  1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                  2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                  3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives

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                    • RedSpider
                      DK Veteran
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 2448
                      #6
                      yeah, mick
                      Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                      Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                        • wetdog
                          DK Veteran
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 989
                          #7
                          Originally posted by RedSpider
                          yeah, mick

                          tw@t

                          mick

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