lone ranger

[bigfella]

Why does Tonto wear a headband?
The Lone Ranger needs something to wipe his dick on.

Why does the Lone Ranger wear an eye mask?
It's not. They're black eyes after Tonto found he'd wiped his dick on his headband.

[dlf]

The Lone Ranger, not realizing Tonto had disguised himself as a door, shot his knob off.