Christmas Carols

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Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged !!!



SCHIZOPHRENIA
Do you hear what I hear? The voices! The voices!



AMNESIA

I don't remember if I'll be home for Christmas.



NARCISSISTIC

Hark, the herald angels sing about me, me, me!



MANIC

Deck the halls...and walls...and house...and lawn...

and streets...and stores...and office...and cars...

and trees...and fire hydrants...and...



MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER

We three kings...er, queens...disoriented are...



PARANOID

Santa Claus is coming to get us!



BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER

You better watch out! You better not shout!

I'm gonna cry, and not gonna tell you why.



FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER

Thoughts of roasting you on an open fire...



OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells,

jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells,

jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells...



AGORAPHOBIA

I heard the bells on Christmas day, but wouldn't leave my house.



SENILE DEMENTIA

Walking in a winter wonderland...miles from my house,

wearing my bathrobe and slippers.



OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus,

so I burned down the house.



SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER

Have yourself a merry little Christmas...

while I sit here and hyperventilate.



ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER

We wish you...Hey, look! It's snowing