Apples And Cheerios
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in
their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he
could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave
them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests
and then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help
you.
"On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy
some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and
you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye
in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you
must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only
your tongue.
"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the
room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his
love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume
the doughnut."
The couple went home and their sex life became more and more
wonderful.
They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the
good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take
the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the
physical exams and the same battery of tests.
Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will
not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will
ever be. I cannot help.
"The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the
Browns, now please, please help us."
"Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the
office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of
cheerios..."
their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he
could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave
them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests
and then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help
you.
"On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy
some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and
you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye
in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you
must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only
your tongue.
"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the
room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his
love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume
the doughnut."
The couple went home and their sex life became more and more
wonderful.
They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the
good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take
the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the
physical exams and the same battery of tests.
Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will
not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will
ever be. I cannot help.
"The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the
Browns, now please, please help us."
"Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the
office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of
cheerios..."