WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!
driving to work this morning on the m25 motorway,i looked over to my right and there was a women driver in a brand new bmw doing 90 mph with her face up close to the mirror putting on her fcuking eyeliner!!
i looked away just for a couple of seconds and when i looked back she was halfway across my lane still working on thatmake up!!!
it scared me(and this coming from a bloke...)so much that i dropped my electric shaver,which knocked the bacon roll out of me other hand.
in all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel,it knocked my mobile from my ear,which fell into the coffee between my legs,causing it to splash and burn "MY BIG JIM AND THE TWINS"causing me to scream,which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth which burned my shirt and disconnected an important phone call...
FCUKING WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!
driving to work this morning on the m25 motorway,i looked over to my right and there was a women driver in a brand new bmw doing 90 mph with her face up close to the mirror putting on her fcuking eyeliner!!
i looked away just for a couple of seconds and when i looked back she was halfway across my lane still working on thatmake up!!!
it scared me(and this coming from a bloke...)so much that i dropped my electric shaver,which knocked the bacon roll out of me other hand.
in all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel,it knocked my mobile from my ear,which fell into the coffee between my legs,causing it to splash and burn "MY BIG JIM AND THE TWINS"causing me to scream,which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth which burned my shirt and disconnected an important phone call...
FCUKING WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!
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