Old man

[shuffs]

A 90yr old man say's to the doctor "my 18yr old wife is pregnant, can you give me your opinion." Doctor say's "let me tell you a story... a hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of his gun, he goes into the jungle, see's a lion, pulls the handle and 'BANG' the lion drops dead." Old man replies "but that's impossible, surely someone else must of shot the lion?" Doc say's "EXACTLY"

[gopher7]

I like these straight forward answers.

[Johnner]

Yeah,no arguement with them at all !!