Old mate

[shuffs]

I bumped into an old mate today. He said, "what you up to these days?" I said "i prepare meals for the homeless, druggies, p*ssheads and down 'n' outs. He said "so you work in a charity drop in centre?" I said "No, i'm a chef in a Wetherspoons pub."

[gopher7]

Can't be a Wetherspoons pub, they're not that posh.