An older woman goes into an Ann Summers shop and asks for something to put the twinkle back in her husbands eye, the assistant sells her a pair of crotchless nickers, "just give him a flash and away you go" she says.
The woman went home, put them on and sat down in the lounge opposite her man, he was just about to switch the telly on when she spread her legs slightly, her husband caught a glimpse of her and says, "what was that?" she replied, "it's my new crotchless nickers from Ann Summers" "Oh, that's ok then, for a second, I thought there was a tear in the sofa and the stuffing was coming out!!"
The woman went home, put them on and sat down in the lounge opposite her man, he was just about to switch the telly on when she spread her legs slightly, her husband caught a glimpse of her and says, "what was that?" she replied, "it's my new crotchless nickers from Ann Summers" "Oh, that's ok then, for a second, I thought there was a tear in the sofa and the stuffing was coming out!!"