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  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #1

    my love....

    My love is honestly without fault.
    She's sexy - I could watch her for hours, and frequently do
    She's practical - she can do things many women can't. Change locks, for example.
    She's rich - she can afford a new phone every few weeks, it's difficult to keep track of her phone number to be honest.
    She's adventurous - she walks a different way to work and home every evening
    She's independent - she pretend's that she doesn't need me around all the time.
    She's funny - she got the police to tell me to keep away as a joke.
    She's perfect in every way.
    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





  • hoggy952
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 1229

    #2
    ahh must be love

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    • cactikid
      V.I.P. Member
      • Sep 2008
      • 12017

      #3
      ahh aint that nice ,just like your new number 4 tip .

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      • Johnner
        Admin Assistant
        • Jun 2010
        • 7069

        #4
        Shit,I know the punchline is coming any minute now !!
        Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

        " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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