3 quick jokes

[The Strangler]

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter
speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.



A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they
were labelled LSD?'

Granny replies, F@&k the pills, have you seen the
dragons in the kitchen?!



Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, '
Dad, what's love juice?'

Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement .
Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'
Billy says, 'Wimbledon.'

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Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter
speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.



A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they
were labelled LSD?'

Granny replies, F@&k the pills, have you seen the
dragons in the kitchen?!



Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, '
Dad, what's love juice?'

Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement .
Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'
Billy says, 'Wimbledon.'

magic m8

[yorkslad]

good 1's

[paulg123]

jokes

hey they were pretty good

[Bulld0g]

Hehehe good ones m8