Paddys wife has never had an orgasm so they go to the docs. After tests, doc suggests Paddy's wife may be over heating during sex. Paddy refuses to buy a fan & decides to get his mate round to waft a towel on them during sex. After 20 minutes of wafting, still no orgasm so his friend suggests a swap. I'll shag her & you waft the towel'. Paddy agrees & within seconds Paddy's wife is screaming in pleasure & has the best orgasm ever. Paddy turns to his friend slowly & says...
'and that my old son is how you waft a ****ing towel'.
'and that my old son is how you waft a ****ing towel'.