The Health Warning

[Nariana]

A Gay, an alcoholic and a chronic smoker go to the health clinic. The doctor says; "If you indulge one more time, you will die". So on the way home from the health clinic, the alcoholic enters a bar, has one pint, and dies...
The smoker and the gay keep walking, then the smoker sees a cigarette, on the floor, still lit, and the gay says; "look mate, if you bend over to pick that up, then we're both dead"...

[simplo]

very funny

another one please and thanks for this one

[normboro]

my mate reckons he always cries after sex.......mind you he is in prison

[george428]

A Gay, an alcoholic and a chronic smoker go to the health clinic. The doctor says; "If you indulge one more time, you will die". So on the way home from the health clinic, the alcoholic enters a bar, has one pint, and dies...
The smoker and the gay keep walking, then the smoker sees a cigarette, on the floor, still lit, and the gay says; "look mate, if you bend over to pick that up, then we're both dead"...

Good thanks