Dear Santa,
You must be suprised that I`m writing to you today,the26th of December.Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occured since the beginning of the month,when,filled with illusion,I wrote you my letter.I asked for a bicycle,an electric train set,a pair of roller blades and a football kit.I destroyed my brain studying the whole year.Not only was I the top of my class,but I had the best grades in the whole school.I`m not going to lie to you,there was no one in my neighbourhood that behaved better than me.I would go on errands,and even help the elderly cross the road.There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.What balls you have leaving me a ****ing yoyo,a whistle and a pair of ****ing socks.What the **** were you thinking you fat *****,that you`ve taken me for a sucker the whole ****ing year to come out with shit like this under the tree.As if you hadnt ****ed me enough,you gave that little **** across the road so many toys that he cant even walk into his house.Dont let me se you trying to fit your fat arse down my chimney next year,I`ll **** you up.I`ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so youll have to walk back to the ****ing North Pole,just like what I have to do now since you didnt get me that ****ing bike.**** YOU SANTA.Next year you`ll find out just how bad I can be,you FAT COCKSUCKER.
Sincerely
Little Johnny.
You must be suprised that I`m writing to you today,the26th of December.Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occured since the beginning of the month,when,filled with illusion,I wrote you my letter.I asked for a bicycle,an electric train set,a pair of roller blades and a football kit.I destroyed my brain studying the whole year.Not only was I the top of my class,but I had the best grades in the whole school.I`m not going to lie to you,there was no one in my neighbourhood that behaved better than me.I would go on errands,and even help the elderly cross the road.There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.What balls you have leaving me a ****ing yoyo,a whistle and a pair of ****ing socks.What the **** were you thinking you fat *****,that you`ve taken me for a sucker the whole ****ing year to come out with shit like this under the tree.As if you hadnt ****ed me enough,you gave that little **** across the road so many toys that he cant even walk into his house.Dont let me se you trying to fit your fat arse down my chimney next year,I`ll **** you up.I`ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so youll have to walk back to the ****ing North Pole,just like what I have to do now since you didnt get me that ****ing bike.**** YOU SANTA.Next year you`ll find out just how bad I can be,you FAT COCKSUCKER.
Sincerely
Little Johnny.
