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  • jordigirl
    DK Veteran
    • Oct 2011
    • 716

    #1

    a couple of jokes

    Scientists have recently discovered that birthdays are good for your health.

    People who have more birthdays, live longer.

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    I sat down opposite a woman breast feeding her baby in the doctors waiting room earlier.

    "What you here for?" I asked.

    "Its my son, he's sick," she frowned. "What about you?"

    "Nothing," I replied. "I just spotted you through the window."







  • Johnner
    Admin Assistant
    • Jun 2010
    • 7069

    #2
    Makes perfect sense.Aha !
    Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

    " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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    • gopher7
      DK Veteran
      • Apr 2011
      • 2818

      #3
      Totally logical.

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      • true grit
        DK Veteran
        • Jan 2011
        • 442

        #4
        woman went to the doctors,doctor said "take your clothes off",

        "where shall I put them"

        "on top of mine" said the doctor


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        • fireblade1
          DK Veteran
          • Apr 2011
          • 683

          #5
          Haha. Good ones guys.

          Fireblade.
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