I walked into the bedroom yesterday and saw the wife packing a case. I asked "Where r u going? She replied "I'm going to London...I've heard that prostitutes get ?400 a time 4 what I do for free." I started to pack my case. Wife asked "Where r u going? I said "I'm coming with you.....just 2 see how the **** u r going to live on ?800 a year......
