I saw Luis Suarez in town today.I said, "Can you sign my shirt?"He said, "Have you got a pen?"I said, "Shit, no. Hang on."With that I threw myself on the floor, rolled over theatrically and began to cry.He said, "How's that going to get a pen?"I said, "Well that's how you ~~~~ing do it."
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I saw 'insert any premiership footballers name here' in town today.I said, "Can you sign my shirt?"He said, "Have you got a pen?"I said, "Shit, no. Hang on."With that I threw myself on the floor, rolled over theatrically and began to cry.He said, "How's that going to get a pen?"I said, "Well that's how you ~~~~ing do it."
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wetdog you forgot to put the name in!!!
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THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.Comment
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Oh leave her alone and be nice
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dont you think i no that bulldog!!!jimmy savile died laughing when kenny asked him could he fix it for him to win the prem!!
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Ok dont milk it now ~~~~ offComment
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THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.Comment
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bulldog could you please post your liverpool opinions in the liverpool thread and not in the comedy thread
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You started it
THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.Comment
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After the break in and theft of everton fc trophy room police are searching for 2 men with a rolled up carpet and 2 light bulbs...Comment
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brand new them light bulbs aswell,never been switched on!!
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its amazing how everone is crying about him but i recon any team in the world would have him. he isnt a diver, hes just too good
dcWavefield Ds 55cm at 13E 19E and 28E receiving everything out there on 2 dm800hd
previous life dm800hd and 500c on cable
screw you nag3 
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