A Geordie lad gets off with a Sheffield lass. He drops his pants, gets his cock out and the lass says "Bye ek, that's a gud un" He says "what's a gud un?" She replies "It means a big one" She then drops her knickers and he says "bye, thats a canny un" She says "whats a canny un?" He replies "An effin big valley that cowboys ride through!!"
