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  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #1

    top tips

    Thought long and hard about where to put this thread, on the one hand, these are all true tips sent into womens magazines and therefore belong in general chat; but on the other, they ARE funny...so belong here..






    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #2
    thrifty AND racist... bonus!





    her face alone would do the job...


    something a mooncup CAN'T do


    snazzy!!!!
    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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    • Shady
      Shite Link King
      • Dec 2010
      • 6404

      #3
      dont worry where you point them girls.. our eyes will find them




      who needs flowers?
      Fave replies from various threads

      1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
      2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
      3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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      • Shady
        Shite Link King
        • Dec 2010
        • 6404

        #4
        tramp nav....
        Fave replies from various threads

        1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
        2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
        3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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        • Bulld0g
          V.I.P. Member
          • Apr 2008
          • 7158

          #5

          Well Jordigirl wont be making a pair of those

          THE TRUTH
          The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

          Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
          The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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          • nara
            DK Veteran
            • May 2008
            • 2586

            #6
            Lol, Anita Saunders wins hands down.

            I might try that one.
            He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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            • true grit
              DK Veteran
              • Jan 2011
              • 442

              #7
              the old bird don't need a dodgy hat to scare the punters away

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              • Bulld0g
                V.I.P. Member
                • Apr 2008
                • 7158

                #8
                Yea she is a bit scarey

                THE TRUTH
                The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

                Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
                The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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                • Grizz
                  DK Veteran
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 1598

                  #9
                  somehow i think this tip may have nothing to do with remote controls.................................



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                  • ducting
                    Junior Member
                    • Nov 2011
                    • 33

                    #10
                    i believe !she is a bit scarey.

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                    • gc1966
                      DK Veteran
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 2434

                      #11
                      the sanitary towel slippers are a great idea

                      available in both white and red

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                      • ChelseaBun
                        DK Veteran
                        • Aug 2011
                        • 832

                        #12
                        haha those are just creepy.

                        the sat nav one does sound fun

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