One day Pastor flaps was walking past
the pub when he saw through the
window one of his congregation sitting
at the bar drinking whiskey. Not
wanting any of his flock to be part-
taking in this evil pass-time he rushed
in shouting " Mary Mary put that down
and you are coming home with me". So
Mary drops the glass and staggers to
her feet but looses her balance and
falls into Pastor Flaps, sending him
flying too, as he was just a small wee
man. Anyways Mary ends up lying on
top of the Pastor, skirt up around her
neck and passes out drunk. When the
bar man, who was in another room,
comes in to see what all the noise was
about and sees Mary on top of the
Pastor on the ground he comes to the
wrong conclusion and shouts "Hey
stop now and get up!!! there will be no
sex in this Pub". To which the priest
says "You don't understand I am
Pastor Flaps" so the Barman Gives up
and says "Well if you're that far in you
might as well keep going!!!"
the pub when he saw through the
window one of his congregation sitting
at the bar drinking whiskey. Not
wanting any of his flock to be part-
taking in this evil pass-time he rushed
in shouting " Mary Mary put that down
and you are coming home with me". So
Mary drops the glass and staggers to
her feet but looses her balance and
falls into Pastor Flaps, sending him
flying too, as he was just a small wee
man. Anyways Mary ends up lying on
top of the Pastor, skirt up around her
neck and passes out drunk. When the
bar man, who was in another room,
comes in to see what all the noise was
about and sees Mary on top of the
Pastor on the ground he comes to the
wrong conclusion and shouts "Hey
stop now and get up!!! there will be no
sex in this Pub". To which the priest
says "You don't understand I am
Pastor Flaps" so the Barman Gives up
and says "Well if you're that far in you
might as well keep going!!!"
