Wat a coincidence!

[Nariana]

In a bar a man ordered a vodka. A lady next to him said "wat a coincidence i've ordered vodka too".
Man- im celebrating
lady- wat a coincidence i'm celebrating too
man- wot r u celebrating
lady
... lady- hubby n i've tried fo years for a baby nd today i'm pregnant
man- wat a coincidence. i'm a farmer for years my hens were infertile today they all laid eggs
lady- wow how did that happen?
Man- i used a different cock
lady- wat a coincidence....