A teacher asked her class of 8 year olds to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence
Molly put up her hand
"Yes Molly, give me your sentence."
"Miss, on Saturday we went to a farm and saw a sheep and it was fascinating."
"No Molly, that was good but I asked for the word fascinate not fascinating."
Sally put her hand up
"Yes Sally, give me your sentence."
"Miss, at the weekend we went to the zoo and it was fascinating."
"Again, very good Sally but unfortunately you too used the word fascinating and not what I asked for which was fascinate."
Little Johnny put up his hand
The teacher who had been caught out by little Johnny before
thought about it and came to the conclusion that he could not possibly mess up the word fascinate.
So she said "yes Johnny, give me your sentence."
"Well" said Johnny,
"My Aunty Jane has a sweater with ten buttons on it."
"Yes" said the teacher.
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"But she has such huge tits that she can only fasten eight!"
The teacher sat down and cried.
Molly put up her hand
"Yes Molly, give me your sentence."
"Miss, on Saturday we went to a farm and saw a sheep and it was fascinating."
"No Molly, that was good but I asked for the word fascinate not fascinating."
Sally put her hand up
"Yes Sally, give me your sentence."
"Miss, at the weekend we went to the zoo and it was fascinating."
"Again, very good Sally but unfortunately you too used the word fascinating and not what I asked for which was fascinate."
Little Johnny put up his hand
The teacher who had been caught out by little Johnny before
thought about it and came to the conclusion that he could not possibly mess up the word fascinate.
So she said "yes Johnny, give me your sentence."
"Well" said Johnny,
"My Aunty Jane has a sweater with ten buttons on it."
"Yes" said the teacher.
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"But she has such huge tits that she can only fasten eight!"
The teacher sat down and cried.
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