Maths professor

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  • rocking
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    • Oct 2011
    • 5

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    Maths professor

    Professor of Maths sends his wife a text - " Dear wife, you're 54 years old, you can no longer satisfy my needs so when you get this text I will be in a motel with my 18 year old assistant ! P.S. I will be home late " !
    Wlfe sends a reply - " Dear husband, you're also 54 years old and by the time you get this text I'll also be in a motel with my 18 year old toyboy ! You're a mathematician so you'll know that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 into 18, so don't wait up for me floppy " !
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