Geordie Love Poem
O?course Ah love ya pet,
Yer a crackin top-notch bord.
An? when ah say ya gorgeous,
Ah mean every single word.
So ya arse is on the big side,
Ah divvint mind a bit of flab,
It means that when a'm ready
There's somethin there to grab.
So yer belly isn't flat nee mair,
Ah tell ye, ah don't care,
So long as when ah cuddle ye
Ah can get my arms roond there.
No tart who is your age
has nice roond perky breasts,
They just gave inta gravity,
But ah know ye did yer best.
I'm tellin' ye the truth now,
Ah never tell ye lies,
Ah think it's very sexy
That you've got dimples on yer thighs.
Ah swear on me nanna's grave now,
The moment that we met,
Ah thought ye was as good as
Ah was ivver ganna get,
Nee matter what ye look like,
Ah'll always love ye dear.
Now shut up while the Toon's on
And fetch another beer XXX.
