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  • cantona7
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 936
    #1

    flag pole

    paddy and mick are trying to estimate the hieght of a flag pole when a builder walks by and says that's easy.
    he unbolts it lays it flat and measures it.
    paddy says to mick
    "thick twat we wanted the hieght not the fcuking length!!"

    when the sea gulls follow the trawler,it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
    Tags: flag, pole
    • gmb45
      #2
      Originally posted by cantona7
      paddy and mick are trying to estimate the hieght of a flag pole when a builder walks by and says that's easy.
      he unbolts it lays it flat and measures it.
      paddy says to mick
      "thick twat we wanted the hieght not the fcuking length!!"
      brill m8 love the paddy jokes

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        • Bulld0g
          V.I.P. Member
          • Apr 2008
          • 7158
          #3
          Hehehe i love the silly jokes the best.Good one m8

          THE TRUTH
          The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
          Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
          The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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            • The Strangler
              Member
              • Jul 2008
              • 86
              #4
              Good one mate.

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                • melloned
                  DK Veteran
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 1215
                  #5
                  Don't get it ? , All the best Paddy !

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                    • jasbo7
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 1432
                      #6
                      Paddy goes to the Docs with a sore arse

                      the Doc says bend over and I'll have a look

                      he pulls a wad of notes out

                      Paddy asks what that was and the Doc says 1900 quid

                      Paddy says I knew I did'nt feel 2 grand


                      Go on laugh you know you want to

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