Me and the wife were having problems at home and giving each other the silent treatment.Suddenly i realized the next day i9 would need the wife to wake me at 5am for an early business flight.Not wanting to be the first to break the silence(and lose),i wrote on a piece of paper,"please wake me at 5am,"i left it where i knew she would find it.The next morning i woke up,only to discover it was 9am and i had missed the flight.Furious,i was about to go to see why the wife hadnt wakened me when i noticed a piece of paper by the bed.The paper said "it is 5am,WAKE UP"
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THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.
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