> Tricks
>
> A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each
> week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There
> was only one
> problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to
> understand how the magician did every trick.
>
> Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show,
> "Look, its not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers
> under the table!"
> or Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
>
> The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all,
> the Captains' parrot.
>
> Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank,
> drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found
> himself on a piece
> of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have
> it ... with
> the parrot.
>
> They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
> This
> went
> on for a day... and then 2 days ... and then 3 days. Finally on the
> 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said. "OK, I
> give up.
> Where's
> the fckin ship?"
>
>
>
> A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each
> week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There
> was only one
> problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to
> understand how the magician did every trick.
>
> Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show,
> "Look, its not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers
> under the table!"
> or Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
>
> The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all,
> the Captains' parrot.
>
> Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank,
> drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found
> himself on a piece
> of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have
> it ... with
> the parrot.
>
> They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
> This
> went
> on for a day... and then 2 days ... and then 3 days. Finally on the
> 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said. "OK, I
> give up.
> Where's
> the fckin ship?"
>
>
In tears with that one Mate !
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