After no dates or sex for 5 yrs a woman goes to see chinese sex therapist Dr Chang. He says "take off all your croase, get down & craw reery reery fas to otherside room"she does,"ok craw reery reery fas bac" As she did Dr Chang shook his head."Yr probrem vewy vewy bad, worse case Ed Zachary disease I ever sor, dat why u get no man" She says "god whats Ed Zachary disease" Dr says "its when your face look Ed Zachery like your arse
