Fergie wins again....or does he?

[sgerrard]

no,there is no bias towards any club

it is in the comedy section cos it is the right place for these types of thread

andy carroll will now fill the void left by saurez and will make it difficult for king kenny to drop him after the guys suspension.

you obviously have pride and belief in your teams abilities,i just wish saurez showed the same passion when interviewed about his eight match ban,he stated he was not that bothered as the ban coincided with the african nations cup,so there would be no black players left in the premier league for him to abuse anyway.

your clearly on the wind up but not making a good job of it.....your jokes need to be funny...it is the comdey section after all.

can any admin confirm that now this is in the comedy section everything i now say about united and fergie must be taken in a "light hearted fashion" ?

if your gona put me here im now allowed to say what i want about fergie and united and you cant stop me.......

correct?

let the games begin!

[gc1966]

check behind the sofa chief

[Miklo]

fergie was a sh!t player

I resent that remark ya barsteward!

Fergie was brilliant for Falkirk!

Hopefully he doesn't get another EPL title though

[sgerrard]

since this is now in the comedy section i thought its ok to post up some jokes about united.....


Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?

Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on

[sgerrard]

What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator?

A Man U fan is a real dick

[sgerrard]

What's the difference between a female Manchester United Fan and a pit bull?

A: Lipstick.

What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

A Man Utd fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Man Utd shirt. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter in a Arsenal scarf. "Hello mate," says St. Peter, "I'm sorry, no Man Utd fans in heaven."
"What?" Exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Man Utd fans."
"But, but, but, I've been a good man," replies the Man Utd supporter.
"Oh really," says St. Peter. "What have you done, then?"
"Well," said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 pounds to the starving children in Africa."
"Oh," says St. Peter. "Anything else?"
"Well, two weeks before I died I also gave 10 pounds to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 pounds to the Albanian orphans."
"Okay," said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor."
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your thirty quid back, now screw off."

[cunny]

Get a grip
And tell us what u been taking or smoking so we all can be advised to stay clear.

Talk to frank about your thoeries. He'll listen to ya

[sgerrard]

Get a grip
And tell us what u been taking or smoking so we all can be advised to stay clear.

Talk to frank about your thoeries. He'll listen to ya

just abit of banter mate.......whats wrong?

this is in the comedy section so everyone knows its a joke.

[young]

Liverpools biggest threat and one of the top players in the world has fergie worried. The gap has been bridged between the two clubs and with Kenny back in charge fergie knows things are changing.

Playing better football than united and with a stronger squad fergie had to act quick.

"he's a diver, rolling around all over the place" fergie said of suarez when Liverpool were not even playing united!

Since then Liverpool and suarez have found it difficult to get any decisions off the refs and if anything the refs have come down hard on liverpool since fergies comments.

Then this whole evra issue comes to light, united's captain, and fergies right hand man right now. Evra comes out "after" the match having "consulted" fergie and says suarez is a racist.

The result is an 8 game ban and liverpools best player is ~~~~ed. Thats our season done for, and getting into 4th will be tough now, suraez might have had enough of this and say he wants out of England.

JUST WHAT FERGIE WANTED!!!!!!!!

But be careful what you wish for, one player doesn't make a club and we proved that with torres and gerrard. Regardless of this, Liverpool is a still a club on the up, new owners and a ~~~~in genius of a manger in Kenny Dalglish.

So fergie will have just made our genius even more angry, and even more determined to over take united and become champions once again.

This has all helped create the siege mentality that fergie used to win so many titles.

Now its us against them, and even if suarez left Liverpool we have the man to find another gem, and we have the players united right behind him, playing some great football. The supporters will unite even more and the owners will back us both.

THIS IS GOING TO MAKE LIVERPOOL SOOOOOOO MUCH STRONGER.

In the suarez thread its mainly united fans crowing and glowing that suarez got an 8 game ban.........but they are too thick to realise what this is going to do to liverpool football club.

YOU AND YOUR MANGER HAVE JUST GIVEN LIVERPOOL THAT FINAL BOOST!

thanks

YNWA

To your points above,
i dont see liverpool being on a par with united(just look at the league table at the moment, manchester united 2nd on 42 points, liverpool 6th on 30 points thats 12 points of us with just under half of games played.
while we was banging in 5 goals last night you was strugling 0-0 with wigan, (and before you say city 6-1) yes thats right they are formodable this season and will take some beating without a doubt world class players all over the park.
if fergie is worried about anyone i think its city tbh. i think your the one thats worried about liverpool, spurs are playing great atm, arsenal are coming back into it, chelsea will spend big in january(again), can't see liverpool being handed more cash just yet, so really all in all i think its liverpool who are the ones in trouble,

[sgerrard]

To your points above,
i dont see liverpool being on a par with united(just look at the league table at the moment, manchester united 2nd on 42 points, liverpool 6th on 30 points thats 12 points of us with just under half of games played.
while we was banging in 5 goals last night you was strugling 0-0 with wigan, (and before you say city 6-1) yes thats right they are formodable this season and will take some beating without a doubt world class players all over the park.
if fergie is worried about anyone i think its city tbh. i think your the one thats worried about liverpool, spurs are playing great atm, arsenal are coming back into it, chelsea will spend big in january(again), can't see liverpool being handed more cash just yet, so really all in all i think its liverpool who are the ones in trouble,

this is the comedy section mate so is the above post a joke?

[young]

wich bit is a joke, cause most of it is truth, Facts if you like

[sgerrard]

wich bit is a joke, cause most of it is truth, Facts if you like

THIS IS THE COMEDY SECTION DONT YOU UNDERSTAND????

my god

im sorry for any admin reading this but you cant warn me over and over when i have to contend with thick fcukers again and again......

this guy is following me around from thread to thread yet i keep getting the warnings?!

truered its ok you can stay, your the joke......i get it now