20 Things you can only say at Christmas***8207;

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  • Liteace
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    • Mar 2009
    • 4358

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    20 Things you can only say at Christmas***8207;

    1: I prefer breasts to legs.
    2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    3: Smother butter all over the breasts.
    4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
    5: I've never seen a better spread!
    6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
    7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    10: Don't play with your meat!
    11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
    12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
    14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
    15: How long will it take after you put it in?
    16: You'll know it's ready whenit pops up.
    17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
    18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
    19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
    20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more
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