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  • pizmo
    Member
    • Jun 2010
    • 63

    #1

    Christmas Parrot

    CHRISTMAS PARROT

    One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife.The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols.

    This seemed like the perfect gift.
    "How do I get him to sing?" the young man asked, excitedly.
    "Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet" was the shop owner's reply. The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing:"Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! .."
    The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with:

    "Silent Night, Holy Night..."
    The young man was so impressed that he paid the shopkeeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was
    overwhelmed.
    "How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?" "No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you." So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him,
    and Chet crooned"Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!..."
    The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out
    came:

    "Silent Night, Holy night..."
    The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What
    if we hold the lighter between his legs?" The man did not
    know.
    "Let's try it," he answered, eager to please his wife.
    So they held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet
    twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life:



    Are you ready ? ? ?

    "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."
    Just a friendly old fart
  • darrenhyland
    DK Veteran
    • Aug 2010
    • 1124

    #2
    Proves a point......canadian humour is lame......Happy Christmas anyway
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    • pizmo
      Member
      • Jun 2010
      • 63

      #3
      Originally posted by darrenhyland
      Proves a point......canadian humour is lame......Happy Christmas anyway
      You're right. I changed the original joke. Where the word parrot was used the original word was 'Irishman'.
      Just a friendly old fart

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      • darrenhyland
        DK Veteran
        • Aug 2010
        • 1124

        #4
        Originally posted by pizmo
        You're right. I changed the original joke. Where the word parrot was used the original word was 'Irishman'.
        Never heard of an irishman named Chet.............sounds Canadian to me
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