A few Mark Speight jokes

[biffo1]

[1]Police have just announced that Mark Speight has been found dead.

The coroners report concludes that he died of an Art Attack.



[2]What has Mark Speight and a duffel coat got in common ?

They both hang well on Paddington

[3]sod these poor bastards who have been stuck at terminal 5 for 24 hours, i know a bloke that has been hanging around paddington station for 6 days!
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[smirnoff_rules]

if u think the waiting problems at terminal 5 where bad l know a guy who was hanging around Paddington station for 6 days

[Devilfish]

They're bad taste but everyone's getting them....

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The police are looking into the bigger picture of the death of tv presenter Mark Speight. It was sent in by Sally, age 7, from Reading!