PINK CURTAINS

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    Junior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 22

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    PINK CURTAINS

    A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains.
    He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains. He shows her many kinds an different fabrics of curtains she finally picks out a pink floral pattern.
    The salesman asks, "What size do you need?"
    She says, "15 inches."
    He exclaims, "15 INCHES!.......What room are they for?"
    She says, "It's not for a room, it's for my computer monitor."
    The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not need curtains."
    The blonde says, "HELLooooooo.........I've got Windows.!!"
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