A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look
after her neighbours' male dog while the neighbours were on
vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the
two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard
awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the
dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so
frequently happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next,
although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very
grumpy voice. Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then
call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose
his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"It just worked with me," he replied.
after her neighbours' male dog while the neighbours were on
vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the
two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard
awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the
dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so
frequently happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next,
although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very
grumpy voice. Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then
call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose
his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"It just worked with me," he replied.