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  • lagerland
    V.I.P. Member
    • Sep 2010
    • 6031

    #1

    Sky breaking news............

    The captain of the costa concordia has been released and summoned to the emirates stadium to explain to

    the best way to abandon a sinking ship.............
    I know you believe you understand what you think i said



    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic
  • stuckylad
    DK Veteran
    • Jun 2008
    • 991

    #2
    Originally posted by lagerland
    The captain of the costa concordia has been released and summoned to the emirates stadium to explain to

    the best way to abandon a sinking ship.............
    heard they found a couple from glasgow still at the bar on the ship,when they tried to rescue them the rescuers were told "fcuk off were all inclusive"
    sigpic

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    • gc1966
      DK Veteran
      • Mar 2011
      • 2434

      #3
      was watching the coverage with the missus

      when the reporter said she was laying on her side displaying a gash the width of a tennis court i only happened to glance at the wife and she kicked off big time.

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      • andy1967
        DK Veteran
        • Oct 2010
        • 1378

        #4
        Just brought a raffle ticket to win a cruise in the mediterranean,







        "Last weeks was a rollover"
        Sir Alex Ferguson in 1988

        "This isn't just a job to me." "It's a mission. I am deadly serious about it. Some people would reckon too serious. We will get there, believe me. And when it happens, life will change for Liverpool and everyone else - dramatically."

        Sir Alex Ferguson. (20)

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        • lagerland
          V.I.P. Member
          • Sep 2010
          • 6031

          #5
          Quote from todays paper.........

          Captain francesco schettino said

          "I didnt abandon ship....I fell into the lifeboat........

          It dont gont get better than that pure class...........
          I know you believe you understand what you think i said



          >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
          I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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          • young
            DK Veteran
            • Oct 2008
            • 316

            #6
            Costa Concordia owners have said 'The next captain is guarenteed never to hit anything again. Andy Caroll starts work nxt Monday

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            • lagerland
              V.I.P. Member
              • Sep 2010
              • 6031

              #7
              I hear the captain of the costa concordia is insisting that he tripped and fell into the lifeboat, which isnt as far fetched as as it may sound..I accidentally tripped once and penis fell into my wifes sister...................
              I know you believe you understand what you think i said



              >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
              I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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              • 4dbennett
                Member
                • Jul 2009
                • 99

                #8
                Originally posted by lagerland
                The captain of the costa concordia has been released and summoned to the emirates stadium to explain to

                the best way to abandon a sinking ship.............

                GOD will never abandon us
                Football is not a game
                It is life
                come on you gooners

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                • patkins
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 3662

                  #9
                  One of the survivors said "It was just like the Titanic".
                  The 145 year old woman later said ".................."

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