The value of a Catholic education and a pencil (this is too cute)!....You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.
Little Martine Mary was not the best student in Catholic School Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Martine Mary, who created the universe?'
When Martine Mary didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
'God Almighty!' shouted Martine Mary.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Martine Mary, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
But Martine Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again; Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Martine Mary in the butt with the pencil.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Martine Mary and the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Martine Mary fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Martine Mary jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that f***#@^ thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
The nun fainted.
Little Martine Mary was not the best student in Catholic School Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Martine Mary, who created the universe?'
When Martine Mary didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
'God Almighty!' shouted Martine Mary.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Martine Mary, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
But Martine Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again; Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Martine Mary in the butt with the pencil.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Martine Mary and the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Martine Mary fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Martine Mary jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that f***#@^ thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
The nun fainted.
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