ADULT!! - Bloke goes too doctor

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  • lfc4life
    Sports Nutter
    • Dec 2008
    • 3200

    #1

    ADULT!! - Bloke goes too doctor

    Bloke goes to doctor having problems with premature ejaculation . He is told when you feel yourself coming give yourself a fright by firing a starter pistol in the air too prolong sex? 2 days later the doctor sees him again and asks how it went. Bloke says not good. We were in a 69 felt myself starting too come, so i fired the gun.My wife s@@t in my face, bit the end off my cock and the milkman came out of the wardrobe with his hands up !!!
    IM SORRY but i will never have any sympathy for maggie thatcher .... the bitch

    I WOULD STILL LIKE TO SAY MY HEART AND RESPECT GOES OUT ALL BRITISH AND ALL ARMY TROOPS FIGHTING THE TERROR WHICH STILL BREEDS IN THE WORLD!! YOU HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL HAVE MY UTMOST RESPECT !

    YNWA!!!

    JUSTICE FOR THE '96"

    "People say football is a matter of life and death. I'm disappointed by that approach, I believe it is much more important than that - Bill Shankly" -
    YNWA
  • gmb45

    #2
    Originally posted by lfc4life
    Bloke goes to doctor having problems with premature ejaculation . He is told when you feel yourself coming give yourself a fright by firing a starter pistol in the air too prolong sex? 2 days later the doctor sees him again and asks how it went. Bloke says not good. We were in a 69 felt myself starting too come, so i fired the gun.My wife s@@t in my face, bit the end off my cock and the milkman came out of the wardrobe with his hands up !!!

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    • andy4
      V.I.P. Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 1125

      #3
      good one lfc
      WIGAN ATH the BLUE BRAZILIANS
      DWSTADIUM the theatre of SCREAMS


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      • glic83
        DK Veteran
        • Jan 2009
        • 329

        #4
        pmsl thats brilliant

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        • skaramac
          Newbie
          • Dec 2008
          • 1

          #5
          good one - this forum is a lot more interesting than the cable one but it's not fixing my s*ddin' dbox!

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          • melloned
            DK Veteran
            • Nov 2008
            • 1215

            #6
            Nearly Sh@t myself laughing at that one Mate !



            A cracker !

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            • flutered
              Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 41

              #7
              good joke its how you tell em

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