My wife said if come home again pissed and covered in sick, she'll leave me. So my mate said to put a twenty pound note in my inside pocket and say someone else spewed on me and gave me the money to clean my coat.
Great idea! So when I got home from the pub bladdered and covered in vomit the wife was about to kick off when I gave her the story. She believed it, then asked why was there two twenty pound notes in my pocket. I told her the other was from the man who Shit in my pants.
Great idea! So when I got home from the pub bladdered and covered in vomit the wife was about to kick off when I gave her the story. She believed it, then asked why was there two twenty pound notes in my pocket. I told her the other was from the man who Shit in my pants.
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