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  • Lanxman
    DK Veteran
    • Dec 2008
    • 552

    #1

    Awful author jokes...

    The Music of Bach
    by Aaron G. String

    Religion
    by Abel Lever

    Big White Bird
    by Albert Ross

    Sorry!
    by Anna Poloji

    The Solitary Beast
    by Annie Malone

    The Singer
    by Barry Tone

    The Blessing
    by Benny Dixon

    The Tightrope Walker
    by Betty Falls

    Urban Areas
    by Bill Tupp

    My Life as a Cowboy
    by Brandon Steers

    English Breakfast
    by Chris P. Bacon and Ann Negg

    That's Life
    by Cilla Vee

    The Lion-Tamer
    by Claud Face

    The Poker Player
    by Delia Cards

    Prehistoric Reptiles
    by Dinah Soar and Terry Dactyl

    The Building
    by Eddy Fiss

    Ships in Harbor
    by Dr. Longside

    The Open Window
    by Eileen Doubt

    The Visitor
    by Enoch Zatador

    The Broken Window
    by Eva Brick

    The End Of The Week
    by Gladys Friday

    Under Arrest
    by Hank Uft

    Make Your Home Secure
    by Havelock Smith

    The Tudor Banquet
    by Henrietta Knox

    Lady Godiva
    by Honor Whitesteed

    Frankenstein Meets Dracula
    by Horace Tory

    King Kong
    by Hugh Jape

    I'll Follow
    by Hugo First

    Reminiscence
    by Ira Member

    Drafts
    by Isadora Jarr

    Singing In The Rain
    by Ivor MacIntosh

    The Pony Club Show
    by Jim Carner

    The Commuter
    by Jocelyn Train

    Make 'em Laugh
    by Joe King

    At The Eleventh Hour
    by Justin Time

    Fried Chicken
    by Ken Tucky

    Slimming
    by Lena Boddy

    The Paint Ingredient
    by Linsey Doyle

    Keeping The Peace
    by Lorne Order

    Down South
    by Louise Yanner

    Painting Walls
    by Matt Coats

    Quoting Hamlet
    by Maureen Soroth, Annie Nanga

    How To Have Fun
    by Meryl Lee

    Spoil The Child
    by Molly Coddle

    The Gardener
    by Moses Lawn

    The Void
    by M. T. Ness

    Journey Across The Desert
    by Mustapha Kamel

    On Bended Knee
    by Neil Down

    Less Than A Quarter
    by Nicola Dime

    Dog's Dinner
    by Nora Bone

    D-Day
    by Norman D. Landing

    The Unexpected
    by Oliver Sudden

    Clementine
    by Omar Darling



    Primitive Transport
    by Orson Cart

    The Debtor
    by Owen Munny

    The Funeral
    by Paul Bearer

    Don't Give Up
    by Percy Vere

    Two Yankees in Mexico
    by Peregrine Gose

    A Visit To The Dentist
    by Phil McAvity

    The Cavalryman
    by Rhoda Norse

    The Bouncing Bullet
    by Rick O'Shay

    Crime Does Pay
    by Robin Banks

    Continental Breakfast
    by Roland Coffy

    Take Stock
    by Russell Steers

    Cereal Story
    by Ryan Dotes

    The Excursion
    by Sally Forth

    Temper the Wind
    by Sean Lamb

    The Female Ghost
    by Sheila Peer

    A Star Is Barred
    by Sherlock Tout

    That Can't Be Right
    by Shirley Nott

    Where's My Hat?
    by Sonia Head

    How To Be Noticed
    by Stan Dout

    Spring
    by Theresa Green

    Bliss
    by Trudy Light

    You're a Big Boy Now
    by Tyrone Laces

    Rocks Ahead
    by Vera Way

    Triumphal Procession
    by Victor E. March

    Fitted Carpets
    by Walter Wall

    All My Travels
    by Wanda Lust

    Tolstoi
    by Warren Peace

    The Man On The Ledge
    by Willy Jump

    Archery
    by Bowen Arrow

    The Decline of Civilization
    by Helena Handcart

    The Trojan War
    by Helena Troy

    The Sword in History
    by Ray Pierre

    Going Ape
    by Bab Boone

    Campanology
    by Belle Ringer

    Exercise for Pleasure
    by Charlie Haws

    What's For Breakfast?
    by Hammond Eggs

    American Patriotic Songs
    by Homer D. Brave

    Don't Ask Me
    by Howard I. Know

    What's Up Doc?
    by Howie Dewin

    Peek-a-Boo
    by I. C. Hugh

    How I Got Rich
    by Jack Potts

    Arithmetic Simplified
    by Lois Carmen DeNominata

    Will He Or Won't He?
    by Mae B. Sew

    The Big Parade
    by Marsha Long

    Is It Love?
    by Midas Wellbee

    Morning Call
    by R. U. Upjohn

    A Plumber Is Needed
    by Rufus Leaking

    Streaking
    by Running Bear

    Round The Mountain
    by Sheila B. Cummin

    How To Apologize
    by Thayer Thorry

    The Accused
    by Watts E. Dunn

    Button Collecting
    by Zipporah Broakin
    Sometimes a slow gradual approach does more good than a large gesture.
  • jasbo7
    V.I.P. Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 1432

    #2
    nice one m8 is this a long list by Jurabad Reader

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